I've heard talk of a talented gardener by the name of Edward. They call him Razorhands. He is a legend when it comes to landscaping. Why don't we ask him to apply his talents to trimming hair instead of hedges?
Haha, wonderful! Now the people of [city name] have hairstyles as silly as the hedges! People are running around with hair cut into the shapes of flamingos, eagles and peacocks! What fun!
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