Please allow me visit the new colonies. I wish to spread word of your glory to the citizens and tell them of your magnificent empire. Oh, and of course I want to teach them a few jokes. I am a jester, after all.
I have returned! Did you miss me? My trip to the new colonies was a great success! I convinced your new citizens of your glory, and they were so inspired, they asked to come along and fight for you. Allow me to present your new recruits!