Your Highness! Our soldiers are out there, dying and fighting for us. We should do something to raise their morale! I think I should travel there and give a performance!
Your Highness! At first, the soldiers did not really like my jokes. They even threw tomatoes, eggs, and other smelly stuff at me when I was appearing on stage. Then again, there was a roaring, never-ending applause, just as I was about to leave.