Your Highness! It has been a very long time since you threw a real party. Why don't we change that? A party would be so great! All we need is wine, women and wheat!
Your Highness! What a party! Awesome! Your guests are praising your name and your generosity! And they brought presents! Everything worked out great. Apart from the thing with the wheat - I don't really know, I guess I got something wrong there.